18 4 / 2011
You’re the founder of a new religion. What’s your faith? What are the major tenets?
My 10 Commandments:
1. Thou shalt not use non human animals for food, entertainment, clothing, or any other human purpose other than companionship.
2. Thou shalt not disobey the matriarch of the household.
3. After 6 PM, all persons must wear semi-formal or formal attire.
4. Thou shalt not make racist/sexist/homophobic comments/jokes.
5. Thou shalt not act cocky unless thou has a large penis.
6. Thou shalt engage in the smoking of marijuana at least once daily.
7. Thou shalt answer the phone when I call
8. Thou shalt buy me whatever I want
9. Thou shalt dance whenever possible
10. Hail Satan
